I AM OUTRAGED! ABOUT THIS INFORMATION THAT EXISTS ON THE INTERNET!

How do you put Duke ahead of us? Only two measly Final Four appearances over the last decade. OK, I guess there is the conference title drought thing. But we've forgotten all about that now.

Positive takeaway: For those us who can remember MSU basketball in the late 1980s and early 1990s, who would have thought we'd ever reach a point where going .500 in conference play and making the NCAA Tournament would qualify as a "tailspin"?