We all need comic relief this week. I know I do. I found this in the comments section at LSJ.com. "Spartan 81", an absolute rockstar composed this in the wake of UM loss. I'm not taking any credit for this. This is a gem, and definitely needs to be read by the Spartan multitude. (Click the time-stamp for a link to the original).

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Spartan 81 says:

(meant as comic relief for those who take things seriously)

It must have been cold there in Dantonios shadow,
to never have cameras in your face.
You were content to let Mark shine, that’s your way.
You always called your plays a step behind.

So Mark was the one with all the glory,
while you were the one with all the stink.
A beautiful game plan without a passing game for so long.
A next question smile to hide the pain.

Did you ever know that you’re my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an Eastern Michigan eagle,
’cause you are the OC tucked beneath Dantonios wings.

Your O line might have appeared to go unnoticed,
but I’ve got it all here in my depth chart.
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it.
Narduzzi would be 7-1 without you.

Did you ever know that you’re my hero?
You’re everything I wish I could be.
I can fly higher than an Eastern Michigan eagle,
’cause you are the OC tucked beneath Dantonios wings.

Fly, fly, fly high against the sky,
so high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
thank God for you, the OC tucked beneath Marks wings