But at least, we're not these guys.
From the squirmy and mildly sexual Oh my God! to the first rapture of YES!! to the first tentative Fuuuckkkk! This video tells the story of the business of college basketball. It's a shitty business. But hey, if Alexander manages to leave a bad environment behind, and start a new life...then I suppose it's a victory for everyone.
Extra douche points for the Illini roommates for having the Déjà Vu (The Vu!) poster in their living room!