Rich HoMIe 'Yan

Raj Mehta-USA TODAY Sports

This was definitely the best thing I could've done with my lunch break

(Open scene)

*Pat Narduzzi walks into Mark Dantonio's office.*

"Hey Mark, are you ready to go over last week's tape?"

*Dantonio is intently focused on something*

"Uh... Mark?"

*Dantonio, startled, looks up and almost falls out of his chair. He quickly folds and shoves a piece of paper into a drawer and walks to the door.*

"Yeah, yeah, let's go. I was caught up in something. I mean, it was nothing though."

(Later in the day)

*Narduzi again enters Dantonio's office, but this time it's empty. Curious, he walks behind the head coach's desk, opens a couple drawers, pulls out a folded piece of paper and unfolds it*

*Camera shows contents of note over Narduzzi's shoulder*

My players been hustlin' trying to make this something
Ain't no telling what they'll do for the Roses
The sched, I'm straight, I sweep my state
Sparty, I'm a smooth coordinator

(I call zone drops on my blitz baby!)
That team I'm coaching make you feel some type of way
That cover 4 it make you feel some type of way
This hitch we're throwing got me feeln' some type a way
always throw a crossing route when it's less than third and 8
Some type of way, make you feel some type of way
When Bert duck me, make me feel some type of way
Mr. HC is what my title say
Me and my homies TFL, he feel some type of way

Okay, now let's be real I know you feel some type of way
Lewan twist a facemask and then he make a Tyson face
then he gives up a sack it's 4th and 48
No gaps in my run D; your offense hibernate
I can tell if personnel is 12, right away
Beat up Schnell, I don' care, punt you far away
Pick you off late, know QB feel some type of way
I got LBs like pounds and I'm tryin' open a tiger cage.
I got a hide away, and I go there sometimes, to watch game film
I find a way, to still get through the conference, what I'm tryna say
And I ain't lying today when I tell you that I love...

My players been hustlin' trying to make this something
Ain't no telling what they'll do for the Roses
The sched, it's straight, I sweep my state
Sparty, I'm a smooth coordinator

(I call zone drops on my blitz baby!)
That team I'm coaching make you feel some type of way
That cover 4 it make you feel some type of way
This hitch we're throwing got me feeln' some type a way
always throw a crossing route when it's less than third and 8
Some type of way, make you feel some type of way
When Bert duck me, make me feel some type of way
Mr. HC is what my title say
Me and my homies TFL, he feel some type of way

got a Georgia CB who'll press you like a license plate
Don't need true freshmen, upperclass D got me high today
I probably make, more money in six months
Than what's in Delany's safe
'A-Gaps' with robber mayne
I pull it off like Jim Tressel, cause I'm running power
you're feeling cautious, don't be tryin' to throw back a screen uh,
I heard that Urban the Leader, but try my team today
I beat UM, now Hoke's seat heated, feel some type of way

Don't know how to say, ain't the hardest coach working?
Don't throw deep,
there's always a man lurking
No man coverage perfect, but Saban's
My head, I nod
Rich, hoMIe, ugh

*Narduzzi refolds the paper and shoves it back into the drawer*

"Oh, Goddamn it! I knew it was a mistake letting Mark hang around with Bollman again..."

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