Hey everybody, for those of you who prefer the safety of our friendly little MSU bubble here on SB Nation, I'd like to encourage you venture forth to Off Tackle Empire, SBN's Big Ten page. This week is MSU week, so there will be discussion of where the football program is, where we're going, why everyone else hates us (don't worry, all teams get this treatment and it's mostly tongue-in-cheek).
Before you go, you should know that the running MSU joke is our constant suspicion of conspiracies against us by Michigan, OSU, Jim Delany, the NCAA, and everyone else. Expect your comments to be turned against you and your avatar to be photoshopped wearing a tinfoil hat. I haven't gotten that treatment yet because I don't complain much about things being arranged against us, but I'm sure it's coming at some point this week.