I know what you're thinking, "they have fans?"
Seriously though, I thought it might be interesting for all of you to learn a little about your early season sacrificial lamb, so if you have any questions, I'll be happy to answer them.
To preempt your first question: No, I don't think we have a chance in Hell. Staying within 30 points is a moral victory.
Roster here: http://www.fgcuathletics.com/mbasketball/roster/